Welcome to my homepage
Hmmm, you appear to have stumbled upon my website. Either you know me and you were just looking me up or you don't know me and something has sent you here. Like a search engine because you searched for something specific and ended up here instead. In that case I'd move along because there's nothing to see here. Excepting, perhaps, the mindless ramblings of a cynical man.
If you do happen to hang around then please be aware that I don't broadcast much about my personal life on publicly
accessible webpages. What I do is my business and mine only. So you're unlikely to find many photographs of me surfing
down Mount Kilimanjaro, for example. Not here and certainly not on Arsebook.
(There actually is a site registered as arsebook.org. Arsebook.com seems to be one
of those pr0nz sites. Like there aren't enough of those already!)
Important disclaimery stuff
I have opinions. I voice these from time to time. They are not intended to offend but sometimes it's difficult to make a statement without offending one or more sensitive parties. If you do find yourself becoming dangerously outraged by anything here then please feel free to find something more to your taste. Google might help. It's my website so I feel I can include what I want here, providing I keep within the realms of the law. So there.
Your use of this website is entirely your own
risk. By remaining on this site you accept this. I cannot and will not accept any liability for any losses, be they real
or virtual, that you may suffer as a result of anything you experience here. For example I cannot give you back the time
you have already wasted by reading down this far. Nor do I offer any compensation. Not that you had anything better to do
anyway. You're on the Internet so therefore willing to waste your time anyway.
Your home may be at risk if you drive large vehicles into it. Or set light to it. Keep to the left and mind the gap.